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MISSION: TOTALLY POSSIBLE

Sales funnels that don't make your customers feel like sh*t.

Teaching values-driven entrepreneurs how to write empathetic sales copy that build enthusiasm for their offers and encourage more qualified leads to purchase (without using the harmful psychological tactics they hate).

MEET THE 9-Grid TOOLKIT

You're getting eyes on your offer, but aren't selling as much as you know you could be.

You’re getting

eyes

on your offer,

but aren’t selling as much as you know you could be.

You have a hunch that your sales funnel copy isn’t clearly communicating the value of your product or service. But you can’t seem to nail your messaging.

What if I told you that you likely don’t need more emotional storytelling content… but that you actually aren’t meeting your customer’s real need for basic, practical information?

Tell me more
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Your humanized sales strategist!

To put it bluntly, too many small business owners are sacrificing the customer experience portion of the sales process in their desire for profitability.

Instead of creating marketing content that truly serves their audience, these business owners try to serve their own bottom line first… and their sales funnels feel rushed, manipulative, and sleazy as a result.

Potential clients notice this and RUN. Don’t let that be your story.

Instead, decide to fully support your customers in the vulnerable window shopping phase. Communicate the inclusions, quality, and value of your offers with transparency and integrity. Address their hesitations clearly and honestly. Ditch the fear tactics you’ve been pressured into using and persuade with JOY.

The result? More qualified sales that feel good for you AND your customers, and stronger referrals going forward.

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FOR YOUR WEBSITE

Digital Product Page Template

Launch your latest digital product, course, bundle, or online membership FAST with this manipulation-free web page copy template.

write your product page
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FOR YOUR INSTAGRAM PROFILE

The 9-Grid
Toolkit

Ditch IG grid posts for good (or just for a while!) by turning your profile into a strategic sales funnel that educates and warms up new leads.

STRATEGIZE your 9-grid

“I ideated, wrote, and got my product page up on my website, ready to share, ALL IN THE SAME DAY.

Thank you, Kristen, for making copywriting (the good, human way) SOOOOO much easier and faster so I can get back to serving, knowing my sales copy is set up right."

tracy, business coach

1:1 Strategy Sessions & Custom Copy Projects

9-Grid Strategy Session
Collaborate with me to strategize your entire 9-Grid sales funnel.
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Website Copy Overhaul
Give your website a major update to provide better customer service.
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Brand Manifesto
Artistically share your brand values to attract more of the right clients.
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